Thursday, January 19, 2006

Jack Bauer Facts

Here are the top thirty facts about Jack Bauer, the star of Fox's hit show 24. These are modicums of truth about the life of a man that you don't want to mess with, unless you have a death wish. So Charles Bronson could have messed with him, I suppose.

From the site, my favorite fact is:
Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.
Here are a couple of facts discovered by friends of mine:

Jack Bauer did not walk 12 miles to school in the snow uphill both ways. He made the terrorists carry him. Then he shot the terrorists.

When the doctor slapped Jack Bauer when he was born, Jack Bauer shot the doctor.

And my contribution:

Jack Bauer used to have two children, but he shot his five-year-old son, Tommy, after his wife called him at work to complain that he was terrorizing his little sister.

(Thanks Andrew!)

1 Comments:

At 9:12 PM , Anonymous Jane said...

That reminds me of all those "facts about Chuck Norris" lists that have been going around lately. Like this one, for example: http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty

 

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