What Can Brown Do For You?

I'd love to see this commercial on the air:

A shipping company blathers on and on about how they make it very convenient for small businesses to ship. The featured business owners would resemble characters from Deliverance. At the end of the commercial, they'd boast about how, "they could lay off a couple 'a 'em younguns, since it's so much easier to ship these days."

They never talk about how companies can save money by laying off workers that their shipping websites make obsolete. Let's see that on television. It would be awkward, but it least it would seem real.